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I'm Coconut
Full-time fluffball, part-time mischief maker.
Full-time fluffball, part-time mischief maker.
I go completely limp when you pick me up. It's my superpower.
I don't understand "personal space". If you sit, I sits.
Why sleep when we could be eating breakfast? Wake up.
Coconut is currently computing his next move...
Jan 20, 2025
Coconut hatched (was born). The world officially became 100% fluffier.
I sat in my basket and allowed these humans to touch the Royal Fluff. They passed the softness inspection, so I agreed to move in with them the next day.
Being this cute is a full-time job. I ran out of energy mid-zoomie and decided to become one with the pillow. Do not disturb unless you have treats.
Why buy flowers when you can have me? I have successfully claimed the dining table. I am not 'lying down', I am decorating.
I am awake, but I am not available. My arm is still loading. Please submit a formal request (and a treat) before making eye contact.
Sometimes we just lie here and admire each other. I think he knows he's the favorite child. Spoiler alert: He won the staring contest.
"He screams if his bowl is half empty, but look at that face. I would die for him."
- Princess Daisy
"Tried to say hi, Coconut hissed like I stole his kibble."
- Anonymous Meowditor
